Killer Christmas Trees
I've been a bit worried lately about Phil's Ironman this coming Sunday. Not about how he'll do, but about the 6 meter shark that was recently spotted at the very place he's swimming, and the recent deadly attack in the area. And I'd say no big deal because the sharks only seem to eat Americans but clearly we have a problem with that plus they have started eating locals lately also.
It would seem though that I've been needlessly worrying. Turns out that there are more deaths per year due to Christmas Trees than due to sharks. Since we're not getting a Christmas Tree this year, I figure that about balances out the risk. More chance of being eaten by a shark minus less chance of being killed by a Christmas Tree equals zero right?