Jakarta Jaunt
A couple weeks ago I went back to Jakarta for work. The flight up turned out to be quite an interesting one. I decided to use some points to upgrade and got to sit in the business section. It was a nice treat to have a seat that reclined in all different directions and to be waited on throughout. But unfortunately I didn't get to choose my neighbour. From the minute I sat down he was saying "ay ay ay" really loudly. He was 78, Egyptian, and just on a different level. When the meals came out he spilled his first glass of red wine all over. I handed him my napkin, and he started praying for me and then made me clink glasses with him over the barrier once he got a refill. Later on, I got up to use the toilet but had to pause when I lifted the lid. There was something odd at the bottom of the bowl, so I got the flight attendants so I didn't make the situation worse. My crazy neighbour dude had just been in there and had fall...